How to Congregate with people without Congregating!

With the craziness going on in the world right now, it is difficult to figure out how to deal with mass hysteria. Country folks know better than believe the media, and you know how government officials are! My sister and I think we have mastered how to deal with it all. It is important to congregate with our loved ones, regardless! And if we can't go to Vegas, then we will bring Vegas to us. We picked up a bottle of Pine-Sol from under the sink; deck of cards; Vegas poker chips, then called a local eatery and ordered a herd of carry out breakfast boxes of great food. We then set up a temporary casino and invited hundreds of people. Yup, several family members laid (or is it layed) around us and joined our version of family fun festivities. Now if we could get that diesel truck to shut his idling engine off on the street next to us, then we wouldn't die from the exhaust fumes!