Don't panic-the new rule is just a personal one. But it only makes sense that all folks that have a hankering to get hitched, please follow my personal views on marriage. It wont hurt any of you to at least give it a read and thought before that Grateful or Fateful day! Read it again and again, at least while I put an article in a paper that will accept my advertisement. I am presently searching for my next future Ex-wife! In addition to the Like and Love clause, there is just one more which I hereby sort of declare. According to the New Jones Alamac on Marriage, if you have been betrothed to the same one or tother(Jones word) for two decades, you are allowed to start all over again, and announce that you are allowed to send out invitations to any and all family and friends that you are presently accepting money(US only) and or gifts for your second Honeymoon to Nortonville, where Jakoye's Great-Great-Great Grandfather-Nephi Jackson was quoted as saying "This is beautiful and a Hell of a lot better than pulling that Dam Handcart for 1300 miles". Nephi's sister-Martha then slapped him silly and wrote it down! If you don't like this great couple, save your expensive eggs to throw at...well.... never mind.
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