NUSENSE-CHAPTER 8

 This will contain a bunch of things I have seen, read or heard of over the past 70 plus years so sharing.

87. How do crazy people go through the forest? They take the psychopath.

88. How does the Catholic Priest get Holy Water? They boil the Hell out of it.

89. What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?  Dam.

90.  What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.

91. What do you call a Boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

92.What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

93. What do you call Santa's little helpers? Subordinate Clauses.

94. What do you call four bullfighters in quicksand? Quatro Sinko.

95. What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

96.What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite.

97. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.

98. What's the difference between a roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef.

99.Why don't blind people like to sky dive? Because it scares the hell out of the dog.

100. If you are old enough, don't you wish you could go back in time for a brief encounter with the past. Stroll back in time with me Before the Commodore 64; Internet or Super Nintendo. Lets play Marbles; Kick the Can; Red Light-Green Light; Spin the Bottle; Lunch boxes with Thermos; socks as gloves; Old Maid and Crazy Eights; wax lips, Vitalis, Coke lids with the names of cities on the bottom; running through the sprinkler; Circle Pins and Bobby Pins How about the Mickey Mouse Club, Rocky Bullwinkle, Fran and Ollie, Spin and Marty and all in black and white. Playing cowboys and Indians at the old Holler, climbing trees; tree houses, then tying a wire between soup cans so you could share secret codes. Sittin on the curb, walking on the barrier over the old hollow. How about making forts under sheets or underground huts. Putting up lemonade stands, catching nightcrawlers then trying to sell them. Jumping on the bedlike a springboard, skinny dipping at the pool after MIA. Remember laughing so hard with your friends that you thought you were going to pee your pants. Stomp on a empty carton of Lucky Strikes cigarettes and you could legally smack your friend; Keds and PF Flyers; and those girls had to wear those ugly uniforms. Don't step on a crack or you will break your mothers back. Paper chains at Christmas time; silhouettes of Lincoln and Washington at school and the smell of plaster of Paris. Hiking to the glory holes; Mt. Nebo; catching fish in the fields. How about waiting five minutes for the TV to warm up to the three channels you could choose from. Times up. Back to reality.