We thought we were through with some of these quotes that don't make no cents, but we found some more, so hold on to your hat, and laugh or smile at will.
65. If you lend someone $20 bucks and didn't like them and never see them again. It was perfectly good.
66. If you tell the truth, you never have to worry about remembering anything.
67. If you drink, don't park; car accidents cause people.
68. Good judgement comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgement.
69. Some days you are the bug, and some days you are the windshield.
70. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put in back in your pocket.
71, Timing has an awful lot to do with the out come of a rain dance.
72. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
73.There are two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.
74. Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side and a dark side, and holds the universe together..
75. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your mouth is moving.
76. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
77. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
78. We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse in life.
79. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan and a leaky tire.
80. It's always the darkest just before dawn, so if you are going to steal your neighbors paper, do it just before dawn.
81. This one is to remain blank until you fill it in.
82. Nobody is listening until you make a mistake.
83. Never test the dept of the water with both feet at the same time.
84. It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning for others.
85. If you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away and you have their shoes.
86. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
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